Hey what up's. I got this funny little story that happened to me a few weeks ago. I was on my way to work, walking towards the bus stop, when a red car drives up on oppisite side of the street and stops. It was dark so I didn't get a good look at the person at first, but i did see that he was beckoning me to the car. As I got closer to the car, I could see that this guy was a Hasidic Jews( you know the cats with the shirley temple curls and the hats.) I figured that he was going to ask me for direction and being that i just moved to Spring Valley, NY and didn't know the place, I got ready to give him the bad news. When I got to the car the guy asked me in a thick jewish accent "Do you know where I could find some ******?" I couldn't make out the last word. Well I could but I didn't think I heard him correctly. "Some what?" I asked. "Do you know where I can find some girls?" he repeated. "Girls?" I asked as I scratched my head. "Yes, I'm trying to get my......?" Then he made a fist and made a back and forth motion in front of his mouth. "a blowjob?" I finish for him in amazement. "Yes" he said. "Naw man, I don't know nothing about that." I replied. Oh...well....uummmm....are you gay?" he asked. "WHAT!?!, Get the **** outta here man" I yelled. "So sorry" he said quickly and drove off. As he is car drove off, I look around and thouhgt to myself "Where the hell are the camaras at cuz i gotta be on an episode of punk'd." Isn't that crazy. Yeah crazy stuff like that happens to me all the time. I don't know why it just seems like I'm a magnet for it. I got a million stories just like this. I can keep you laughin all day. I hope u enjoyed the story cuz it had me laughin all the way to work. Holla at ya boy.

Ps. did anybody get the main point of the story. I can see ya probably scratch yall head like "What that just a silly story, there is no point". Well there is a method to the madness. Now we both had misconception about each other. I thought all he possibly could ask me for was directions and he took one look at me and thought I knew where the hoe's were at. You know what u take from this. Don't judge a book by its cover, because upon further investigation you might find that the ones that look like the good guys aren't that good, and those that look like the bad guys aint really that bad. Well, class dismissed. Holla