My yute.. you know i eh go give a whole long story for u... an u dun know first thing i gonna say is how u does talk nuff shit... not any kina shit uh... top quality shit... da eh nuting... i used to help u out from time 2 time.... i eh see u for a while gah... i freek out u have bab... u gettin deh killah... jus want to BIG U UP AN TING !!! TAKE IT LITE ON DE CRACK RUDE BOY !!!

Its bout time I bless your testimonial wall wit mah presence. For some time now I've been noticin dis HI5 shit in mah email and paid it no mind. Finally I got suckered into to in and I'm seein nuff Lucians. I was wonderin where those fuckers wuz up to but now I kno where to find em. Yo Owen mah nigga long time nuh hear...didnt even know you wuz in PA...matter of fact I'll wait till u let me kno and I'll definetly act suprise. I aint mad tho I kno how distance be fuckin up da friendship but u dont got to abandon ya boy...aightttttttttt. But wat can I say other than that...its been a while, I see you doin dat college hustle like me...next fall is mah last year then Im headin to Grad school and Ill see from there...dreams of law school...nightmares of further debt. I kno you havin a crazy time out ther in PA....one word...WOMEN....I'll be kind on words since other people might be readin this shit. But anyway muthafucker hit me up whenever you get a chance. I'll send you mah cell in an email. If you could SLU december 2005...I'm tryin to be out there

One word to describe this SICK FREAK....NASTY!!! gosh owen is the pervert of all perverts....not to mention just plain STUPID ..did i say perverted???? and likes to kix off on ppl! omg.....but underneath all the NASTINESS and DISGUSTING things he can be sweet when he's in his mood! lol ive known him for quite a while and lawwwwwwwd have we had bodz !! my goodness!! look a boy wit freakin DRAMAAAA!!! and excitement! choops and he'll never change!! one thing tho..don't ever get on his bad side..cuz...just trussssssssst me..u'll regret it..badly...(TRUST!!) lol lol he's cool tho...always been a good friend to me..i know he loves me deeply and wants me really bad but that just wont ever happen LOL (just playin shugga) u kno ure my kookoopooch :P lol always been an irie fella...one thing i never understood about this guy is..patna will be at every single fete...could be out everynite..or online 24/7 during exam time..talk the most bullshit on the phone for HOURS i tell u..say he doesnt study...and come out with top grades after :S people like owen..im just scared of...lol PLUS!! patna tellin me about his internship where he was "fluffin up females" :| N E way!!! on that note..enuff said you HORNY ROACH! LOOOL owen's my shugga plum and u betta not forget me cuz ill hunt you down where ever u mite be and burs ur ass for not remembering my bday or just anything that i decide i wanna get pissed off at you for :P LOL byeeeeeeee luv ya nufffffffffz!!

as much as i have seen that everyone has described him to tee, leaving nothing for me, i figure it will be unjust not to put n e thing for my boy from back in the day.
Known this dude from pre-school, yeh when we were shitting in pampers and we kinda became close then, and the friendship really became more apparant and betta when we went to Anglican, although to my memory we were neva in the same class but it was all good though, we still talked and kept in touch.
then it was secondary school where this nigga was one of de island scholars, earning a lot more of my respect but at the same time, he was like my best friend (even though to him i was not his, but it was still all good). Used to tell him everything and he would listen and give his advice (which i am missing badly).
Basically in a nut shell, he is the friend that everyone needs, the one that has your back until you mess around wid him, then you regret.
thanks for the time bwoy, even though in my lifetime i real provide you and ur crew kixx but dah eh nuttin. hold it down and make lucia proud, although we should be proud of you and ur accomplishment already.

Yes, despite, at present, I have a lot of work to do, I think it apt that I take some time off to write about Owen Trelford Matthew Douglas. It seems no one has written as yet and that certainly in itself a travesty. So let me be the first to correct such infelicities. Mr. Douglas was born into a loving family to a Nevisian mother and Vincentian father, already creating the scene for an international man. His family in itself nurtured a wonderful son, who is always pursuing to maintain his intellectual, financial and emotional independence in this world. He has a powerful mind, which is often expressed through continuous wit and humour - and it is indeed a wonderful humour. However, the human mind seeks many manifestations and his can be in any field. Essentially he can talk shit and science to you at the same go. It is essential for us to relate to the world and to relate to people through different media and Owen has an acute appreciation of that - he's learning Arabic now (so that he can negotiate with the wealth Middle Eastern businessmen). This awareness often gives and will continue to give him an edge and will certainly make him a 'market leader' in more fields than you can imagine - and hopefully moreso in the social realm! He is the critic no doubt, but that's a natural result of his ever meticulous, analytical and discerning mind. At times, it is difficult for him to admit err, but then perhaps that's another little piece of him I see in me. Most times we do agree, but then perhaps our perspectives don't always enlighten that - i.e. meme bet memn pwel. We talk the same bovine faecal matter but we just keep smelling each other's shit, if you get that analogy. Its perhaps like literature you know. You write one thing, and you see 10 or so meanings, but then someone else comes and finds 10 or 20 more. The plethora of reasoning is what will hopefully drive our generation into a position of success, primarily for our people and our little spec in the world. Owen does of course understand the need to the world from every angle. It is, I think, a spiritual, as well as intellectual pursuit, as well as the pursuit of biological procreation (hush). But we wouldn't too much mind little Owens and Owenettes (God forbid that last name) because it would more than likely redound to making the world a better place. He has a vast appreciation of most things, a shining star in a plain of one mindedness from many. He's got good sense in music, did a bit of playing in his youth, and is a solidly tech savvy man. One day, if all goes to plan, you will be using CALEN products throughout your life activities. One over the head, perhaps, for some. Sometimes, what's most important is best left clandestine for until the right moment. He is certainly is one of my best colleagues ever, and will remain in my heart, mind and soul. My Son, Owen. Cheers.

p.s. You have to save some more accolades for other special occasions like the wedding, grad fete, funeral (hmmm) etc. etc. In the event that I die first (which is likely - well that was life).

I will have to do this in about 6 parts cuz i go remember things later on......
Fuck the world...I LOVE THIS DUDE...Balding head and all..
U know we twins for life bwoyyyyyy.....
Owen is the best friend that your five bag money can buy...love alone....me and this guy go wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy back but didnt really start linking up till form 2(sept 97-july 98 - for yall people that lack grey matter) cuz i didnt really like the fucka and i know he could stand my arrogant ass(not like we change or anything)but we really grew as friends in form 3....nuff trouble yall get me in for leaving the front of the class to come and spend the day kixin at the back....doe mind dey try to split us up in form 4 but they couldnt hold us down....form 4 & 5 (the best 2 years of my life)...everyday is a madddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd kixxxxxx during breaks when XTC link up is kix 4 life( Me, Owen, Vladi, Sanjay, Fiaz, Chavez, Pras, Chrishner) KIXXXXXXXXX off
central.... all de crash and kixx on Gobind and Darrel ass kissing jokes..... doe mind Owen boy was head prefect uh...de most delinquent yute ever..i fell is cuz he was banging miss brooks ( doe lie u know yall had a vybe) all de time u tell me Brooks duz give u de wickedest slam (Mister Lova Lova)....
Mornings sitting in front of the school( form 4 it was by rm 15 the in form 5 in front yall class rm 18) kixxing on mario, jerm and hercules(looking 4 woman 4 him) remember the day crash came to school after he had wreck......
Days going to "martinique "to go un chek mario...why times couldnt a stay like that....but even though people change and freinds move away..make that great friends, family even....de love still strong....u my boy for life T.O.M.D.
I used to love going un cool out by mate home or riding to school together cuz your pops had a maddddddddd kix running especially at my expense..and your mom always to my rescue (more love) doe mind u and my mother alwas ready to fight but u know my mother already love dat deh..she duz treat me worse( and she want to know when u comming and stay by us (focka)
well i getting misty eyed so i go stop now....
but Owen is the best friend i have ever had....i can still tell him anything and i know i'll get the best advice...we coulda talk about anything, anytime...especially woman...top chat...why u think he landed a woman like miss brooks...